I made my own chocolate covered bacon a few years back for a party at Weiser's place. WAY better than anything Gay Uncle Elephant can put out.
The best thing about a pork war involving bacon martinis? Everybody wins. Contrary to what Dean Wormer said in Animal House - fat, drunk and stupid is the ONLY way to go through life...
Dove makes a chocolate martini mix. So, how about a chocolate bacon martini? Let's name it a "Fat, Drunk & Stupid". Try ordering that without getting punched by the bartender.
You walk up to the bar and ask the bartender "I'd like a fat, drunk & stupid." Bartender looks at your date and says, "Looks like you've already got one..."
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Bartender points at the mirror behind the bar and says "there you go..."
Mr. Ed's Elephant Museum & Candy Emporium on RT 30 has chocolate covered bacon!
ReplyDeleteI don't go near that place, every couple years it mysteriously burst into flames.
ReplyDeleteThat's when I go there. Nothing tastes better than melted chocolate on burnt elephant! Mmmmmmmm!
ReplyDeleteI made my own chocolate covered bacon a few years back for a party at Weiser's place. WAY better than anything Gay Uncle Elephant can put out.
ReplyDeleteThe best thing about a pork war involving bacon martinis? Everybody wins. Contrary to what Dean Wormer said in Animal House - fat, drunk and stupid is the ONLY way to go through life...
Dove makes a chocolate martini mix. So, how about a chocolate bacon martini? Let's name it a "Fat, Drunk & Stupid". Try ordering that without getting punched by the bartender.
ReplyDeleteYou walk up to the bar and ask the bartender "I'd like a fat, drunk & stupid." Bartender looks at your date and says, "Looks like you've already got one..."
ReplyDeleteOr
Bartender points at the mirror behind the bar and says "there you go..."